Laws

Just like any other country, we have laws. The following laws are hereby set forth by the Government of the People's Republic of Tartistan.

• Common sense. Anything that would be illegal anywhere else (like murder) is illegal here as well.

• Mustard is not allowed within the borders of Tartistan.

• It is illegal to hold salmon under suspicious circumstances.

• Dispaying the flag of Little Havana, Florida is prohibited.

• Whenever going on a road trip, the first song that plays must be "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.

• It is illegal to defenestrate someone who is at least 25% Lithuanian on Tuesdays.

• You can only listen to The Weeknd during weekends.

• The only sports game you are allowed to play is Dick Vitale's "Awesome, Baby!" College Hoops (the only exception to this are the Wii series games and Kinect Sports).